May 2012
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All my family left the house and I’m high and eating everything and this is beautiful.
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Today was productive because
I ate a lot and watched How I Met Your Mother for 10 hours str8 And then I wished my life was like on How I Met Your Mother And then my family and their babies came over and we had a pizza party But then I had to go to class But I became famous on fb, so it’s ok Oh and I didn’t do my homework I’m tired and I love gatorade OH YA AND MY CAT IS SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT...
Apr 30th
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I am officially a celebrity on Facebook because everyone is taking pictures like me and this is the funniest thing in the world omg.
Apr 30th
Apr 29th
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jesuschola2: Remember Jake Ryan and how his real name was Leslie
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imjustaboywithadream: there should be a class offered in school that you are required to take if you are a dumb bitch so they can teach you to have more common sense than a garden gnome
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Wow, I have such a shitty life in my dreams.
Apr 29th
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My entire life consists of holding back posting the hilarious bitchy comment.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Good day
stayed in bed til forever Dillon randomly called me to pick me up and go to Chipotle applied for a job at Chipotle because they had applications just chillin Went to a show at MBHS because my aunt was performing then lost my Shake Shack virginity and it was beautiful
Apr 29th
Apr 28th
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Listenhappym00d: Guilty Cocker Spaniels - Modest...
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no you don’t understand I have a good fashion sense but I don’t have any money
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Congested in bed, but it’s ok because Sheldon is here and I have gatorade.
Apr 28th
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